Anonymous: What terrorist country are you from?

the-hero-of-ages:

The United States of America

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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squirticuno:

Me in class when someone finish speaking

dulect:

me driving away from your shitty opinion

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Sleeping is always
the better option.

When I’m awake,
I am nothing;
when I’m asleep,
I feel nothing. "my head is a mess at the moment" (77/365) by (DS)

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